I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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