I didn't shave. On purpose
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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