i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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