nut hugger
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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