After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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