We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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