What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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