For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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