So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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