I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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