The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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