what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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