So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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