I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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