the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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