I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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