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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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(520): Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday http://tfl.nu/ewfr

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hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands http://tfl.nu/c6ww

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sarcasm needs its own font

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(440): sarcasm needs its own font http://tfl.nu/5kc7

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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.

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(813): His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up. http://tfl.nu/dgzw

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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...

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(303): It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively... http://tfl.nu/4ljl

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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people

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(+44): she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people http://tfl.nu/xprr

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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous

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(304): The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous http://tfl.nu/w3if

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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.

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(812): theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit. http://tfl.nu/gou5

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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs

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(815): I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs http://tfl.nu/01af

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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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(318): What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies http://tfl.nu/mqvt

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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.

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(530): The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved. http://tfl.nu/1q3u

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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him

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(254): I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him http://tfl.nu/r8ta

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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot

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(508): I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot http://tfl.nu/m2xq

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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!

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(707): Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down! http://tfl.nu/7qyi

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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!

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(303): Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday! http://tfl.nu/vtjz

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