I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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