sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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