North Korea, Best Korea!
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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