So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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