we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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