Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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