Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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