is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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