Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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