My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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