whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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