it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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