If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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