This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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Drake has all the answers
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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