He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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