Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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