Duck Duck Cougar?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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