Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
we made out on top of his cat.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Still dying that you shit outside
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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