just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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