drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
that may or may not have been my penis.
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