i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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