Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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