i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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