I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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