So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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