Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just googled if crying burns calories
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Maybe he injected his testicle?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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