and i looked up. we had an audience...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I will be naked everywhere
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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