I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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