you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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