What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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