how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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