Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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