Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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